It might be a right of passage, a marker of African childhood that at some point you had a good pair of plastic shoes that were strong and capable in the face of youthful adventures. I can think back to some sandals in the 1980s that might have had some glitter and were worn with socks, which suggests to me that they were a fancy pair probably intended for outings and Church-going. I don't think I liked them much due to the problem of sweaty feet - plastic shoes don't have the absorbency of fabrics and leather shoes and so can make playing a little bit perilous when they get a little moisture on them. Besides, due to hard usage they also break, leading to unwanted inquisitions by parental units.
That was last millenium and I happily left the plastic shoe thing behind me, associating them with red mud and trouble until recently. There were some slides of course, it might not be possible to go through university or one's twenties without a comfortable pair to slip on thanks to sports or summer or dressing down informally for early morning classes that one isn't quite awake enough yet to attend fully composed. And there are of course the usual house slippers to put on after a long day, the foot equivalent of taking your bra off and letting the day's burdens go. This I don't do much, indoors is for bare feet and I admit that out and obout the garden as well I tend to avoid slippers if I can get on some grass.So plastic shoes fell out of favour with me until recently, due to the rains.
Tropical rains are like nothing else, hard to describe. In Dar we get varieties but all of them have the ability to soak one properly in a matter of a minute or two. Very rarely are the rains here polite enough for a quick walk to a bus station or shops without getting a bit soaked. Then there are the medium and intense rains that really lean into the word 'precipitation.' Sometimes the drops and huge and spaced out, each one coming down like a bullet to splatter strongly on head, shoulders, feet, a dijointed bucket of water distributed over a large area. Or the mazimum sheeting rain when the full firehose of the heavens opens up and even the eaves of a house are not enough to keep the water out of windows and doorways. These are the rains that have no interest in your fancy footwear, they demand real committment int he form of boots or better yet the not-so-humble yebo-yebo.
Yebo-yebos are shoes, distinct from the kanda-mbilis or ndalas we all have as a matter of course. They are outside shoes meant to work with and for you in varied and challenging terrains, from hot sticky asphalt to boggy new soils disturbed by grave-diggers to a thunderous downpour that requires you to brave it and the instant puddles it creates. I have even seen them on children in mountainous areas with socks on, grappling rural roads and rocky outcrops. The most famous - and expensive - brand is the Croc, made popular in the West by television chefs as something comfortable to wear indoors during long and dangerous shifts that might involve falling knives or hot stews slipping from the hand. That's for there, over here in the tropics Crocs are expensive and have given rise to a plethora of look-alike and inspired-by designs that can deliver better service than the original.
I started noticing them in inclement weather when the usual Zanzibar-sourced leather sandals and other footwear were not up to the task of going out of the house. Sneakers got soaked and don't like red soil in the treads, sandals betray and spill you, boots are boots and if you're not gardening or security personnel the likelihood of owning a pair let alone wearing them in the humid heat is slim. It was the young men who tipped me off to the yebo-yebo, they always seem to going somewhere with great gusto no matter the weather. I noticed them were wearing some rather nice grown up plastic shoes in the wet season - some slides, some Croc-alike, a very few even looking like a full shoe with breathing holes in them. These yebo-yebos even started showing up at roadside stalls where we sell second-hand goods. That's when I knew this was a Dar necessity that I should get involved in for safety and transport reasons.
We have shops these days in Dar and I found one in a mall where I could try the original Croc, thinking I might close my eyes to the price if the shoe fit right. After all, it is an ivestment is it not? The shoes never fit right. There is something about the way Crocs are moulded that fight with my high arches and splayed toes and give me instant blister promises. I rarely wear closed shoes as it is* which makes my feet rather particular about what kind of confinement they can accept. Original Crocs might be fun and heavy-duty investments but they are simply unwearable for me. The cheap stuff, however? Entirelye different story. They are clearly a Thrid World FUBU (For Us, By Us, Made In The Tropics) response to my fellow billions who also live a minimalist shoe life in the hot places.
Mine were bought at a shop that didn't survive it's time in the mall, they were on sale. Thick, heat resistant plastic with a lot of give, quite comfortable and just high enough to keep my feet dry from the micro-puddles. I figured out when I wore them that this is our equivalent of engaging the Four-Wheel-Drive function for our feet. Many obstacles can be handled by a good pair of yebos, strong ankles and dexterity - urban pothole crossings on the way to work, condolence visits, going to the markets with the shady paving and yucky run-off streams. They have been a revelation, and I am so glad I re-discovered this essential piece of African gear.
I am careful with them now, the left is starting to develop a tear and I can't bear the thought of them ending up as flotsam at one of the beach clean-ups where our tired and discarded plastic shoes retire to. It is pollution, I know, but something about Dar makes it seem almost fitting to see all the sizes and colours of yebos awash on the shore and the edges of the streams to the ocean, where everything ends up eventually. Here's to yebo yebos, keeping us mobile, agile and third-worlding like bosses through dry and wet circumstances.


