That's Miz Ambassador To You.

I has been so long since anyone has tried to recruit me online, I've been feeling a little neglected. Quite lonely, to be honest. So it was with great delight that I learned that I have recently been appointed Ambassador to the African Refugees from Libya and Sudan. And here is the letter to prove it:

IN COURTESY OF THE GOVERNMENT OF GHANA AND THE UNITED NATIONS
DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC INFORMATION.

Attention!

I am Hon Dr. Johnson Williams, the United Nations Special Presidential Task Force Chairman for Refugees here in Ghana, West Africa.

I am tasked by the Forces mentioned above to pass this information to you that you have been nominated as an Ambassador to the African refugees from Libya and Sudan by the United Nations and the Honorable Members of Parliament of the Republic of Ghana.

The meeting was held yesterday in the Osu Castle with five representatives from United States of America, New York and three representatives from United Kingdom, London respectively from the offices of the United Nations and nominated you to occupy the position of Ambassador for the Government of the Republic of Ghana.

By virtue of this act, the High Panel of the UN and of the House of Parliament of the Republic of Ghana demands that you forward your particulars to this noble office including a scan copy of your passport or driver's license or national identification card with immediate effect.
Should you have any question(s), please contact the UN Appointment Committee on:

We look forward to working with you soon.

Best Regards,
Hon. Dr. Johnson Williams
Special Presidential Task force Chairman
United Nations Head Quarters, Accra-Ghana.

Sorry people, got to rush. I am now a VIP: people to represent, Geneva to conquer, got my eye on TEDx, you know how it goes. Toodles. Oh, yeah and credit card information to impart, of course... Who says poverty doesn't pay. Heh.